My name is Kek
I like dank memes
I don't like chili
But I do like bees
I'm kind of crazy
But I'm not scary
Even though I'm a cassowary
I think this Jewish girl had a crush on me
I'll never get closer to getting pu$$y
I'm Bionicle trash
My homie is gay
I miss Evolve
'Cus Wraith is bae
My dick's not big and it's not gettin' bigga
Enigmatisty is totes my niggma
I look at weird porn
I'm fetishy trash
I'm a boobs man
But I don't mind ass
I got 2 dogs and one's a great Dane
He's more my mom's dog and he's a real pain
I pet sit for my neighbors when I have the time
The pay is nice so I'm not gonna whine
I listen to metal and I'm sad and alone
The sick mimes are kept with the Catholic children