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    Best quotes you heard during playing Smite

    I'm sure all of us heard something so stupid, so iditic, so baffling, that it made you question whether the player had an actual brain or they are just that stupid.

    Here's 1 I heard today:

    "I'm a noob, so I don't build def" - Ra 2017 who went doublestack against 5 assassins, ended up in 4/14 and this was his excuse of not building def after his teammates told him numerous times. What a genious.

    Now my dear fellow players. Share those cringy, idiotic quotes you heard so we can laugh in our suffering.
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    my quote would be in my signature. and also that ra was so horrible.
    You may think all gods have huge amounts of courage, but only xbalanque has the balls to use them as weapons.

    0.3 instead of 30% again.
    dont skip school kids.
    How to make arguments on forum:if you cant win an argument, call the other side trolls. Always works

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    "Ao is a mage"

    No shit Sherlock! Ao is a magical assassin >.>

    A Neith killstealing a 5 hp enemy with her ult I was Kuzenbo ulting and could finish off in Clash. After I called her out for being a prick, her excuse was

    "I'm a hunter, I deserve kills"

    Okay... If you snowball out of that, sure. But she went 3-3-11 (Mind you, it was only 1 kill on her own, 1 was ks from me and I think she snatched the other one either from zitagirl or Lyralis). I went something like 14-3-20 or so. Don't remember the exact numbers.

    Yeah, just diamond hunters in general. Move on people, nothing to see here...
    What's the matter, afraid of the dark?!

    Mind you give me some chips with that ammount of salt you have?
    Mmmmm... So good!


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    *a teammate that got a guardian healer decide to reroll and gets Hou Yi*
    Me: Why you rerolled the healer?
    Hou Yi: because I can.
    *ends the game as 0/9 and less damage than the other tank in the team*

    *me noticing Ymir built Breastplate of Valore when the enemy team is full magical*
    me: why you built breastplate? they are all magical
    Ymir: because I want cooldown.
    me: there is genji's guard for cooldown
    *no answer, a while later into the game...*
    SWK: Ymir, can you please get pestilence for counter their healing (enemy had Ra)
    Ymir: f*** you.

    *a teammate rerolls the healer and gets anhur*
    Anhur: guys, get antihealing.
    *we lose the game,our amaterasu look ad anhur's build*
    Ama: Anhur, why you didn't built antihealing when you told us to do it?
    Anhur: antihealing is useless.
    I can be a guardian angel

    or a rampaging demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmander787 View Post
    You called someone a prick for taking your kill?


    Toxic :P
    Cause ulting a 5 hp enemy someone was killing anyway in which world is a good "teammate" behaviour?
    What's the matter, afraid of the dark?!

    Mind you give me some chips with that ammount of salt you have?
    Mmmmm... So good!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravensaurus View Post
    Cause ulting a 5 hp enemy someone was killing anyway in which world is a good "teammate" behaviour?
    Never said it was good team mate behavior

    It doesn’t warrant you to call someone a prick though :/

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    I have heard two
    "Cu's pounding my ass with his stupid Gay Bulge."
    And "Sweet ginger Jesus on a unicycle!"

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    "there is no problem with matchmaking lol"

    burn in hell, idiot, whoever were you
    A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor..

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    I actually forgot this gem

    *notice erlang shen going Shogun kusari against all physical*
    me: Erlang, Shogun won't be really effective against this matchup.
    Erlang: oh s**** lol. Sorry, I'm stoned right now *switch shogun to nemean*
    me: ok...
    *we won the game btw*
    I can be a guardian angel

    or a rampaging demon

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    "Girls don't play Smite" - a Toxic Odin.

    You'd be right, I'm an Apache Helicopter.
    What do I put here now?

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