At this point I need to ask, what the hell is going on with the servers?

I get it, they've been downgraded, but it doesn't explain half the wonky shit going on. I just had a match where, in order, everyone on both teams was DCed and rejoined one by one. By that, I mean the person in the first slot on both teams DCed, then the second, third, ect. until everyone had DCed at least once. That's not lag; That's a massive programming error. Lag is when someone randomly DCs because reasons. Any number of reasons. Everyone Dcing in timed order is not random.

What the hell is going on, and why aren't we being told about it?