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    The Smite horoscope: what your "OP" god tells about you

    Since I failed in trying to establish a "scientific" approach to calling a god OP, now I'm going full New Age and will read your horoscope. Your sign is whichever god you think is OP.


    Coming up next: Smite tarot.

    I) LOKI
    You wish you could live forever while never taking precautions.

    II) NOX
    Nightclubs unnerve you. They're dark, you're socially awkward and can't dance.

    III) APOLLO
    You hate surprises and wish to have the situation under your control at all times.

    IV) BELLONA
    You dread those dreams in which you punch people in the face to no effect. You have tendinitis in your index finger for keeping your mouse button pressed.

    V) KUMBHAKARNA
    You resent people you feel are holding you in place. You're also afraid of heights.

    VI) ATHENA
    You don't like being pulled into social interactions.

    VII) KHEPRI
    You take personal offense whenever your plans are frustrated by a third party.

    VIII) THOR
    You keep having nightmares in which you're Wile E. Coyote and an anvil falls on your head.

    IX) ZHONG KUI
    You're superstitious, afraid of ghosts. Also impatient. You don't like to tackle a problem that takes time.

    X) JANUS
    You get exasperated when an opportunity seems to escape through your fingers.

    XI) RAVANA
    You really value your personal space.

    XII) HOU YI
    You feel like you're persecuted. You don't like being singled out.



    RUNNERS-UP

    ZEUS
    You're hypochondriac. You fear that people near you will infect you with something deadly. You also don't leave home in bad weather.

    SOL
    You think that the president is still Ronald Reagan, that communism is the greatest threat to Western Civilization and that you can hear Satan by playing a heavy metal record backwards. 30 years in a coma didn't do you much good.
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    Damn son.

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    That khepri one is pretty spot on for the tons of people who are hating on him, people hate being denied kills. Sure you got denied a kill, don't go crying on the forums/reddit/whatever about it. No one complains about geb shield, which I think is way better, cleanses cc and adds health. Way lower cooldown. All while having an actual teamfights ultimate.

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    Actually Ravana

    Damn right
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    My sign is Apollo. What's yours?
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    Obviously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitom View Post
    Obviously.
    You think your own god is OP? That's treason!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuxInterior View Post
    You think your own god is OP? That's treason!
    HERESY!

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    Hades for President!

    Cerberus concept.

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    Good one. Nice job. My sign is Nox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuxInterior View Post
    You think your own god is OP? That's treason!
    I never said that. You did.
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