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    Xing Tian: Hear tha legendz of tha headless...

    Xing Tian:
    Hear tha legendz of tha headless warrior from tha East, fo' they is not talez of a murderous monsta yo, but a playa dat would not be undone by defeat or even dirtnap.
    Long ago, three...
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    Ymir: As far as it is known, Ymir has long been...

    Ymir:
    As far as it is known, Ymir has long been dead as fuckin fried chicken.
    In Midgard, up in tha North, it is believed dat Ymir’s skull is tha sky, his wild lil' flesh tha earth, n' his blood...
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    People down at the bottom need love too. Zeus:...

    People down at the bottom need love too.
    Zeus:
    Mack of Gods, Zeus strives fo' fairnizz n' justice yo, but aint gonna hesitate ta booty-call down tha thunder when there’s smitin ta be done!
    Zeus’...
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    Rama: Ravanaz immortal reign subjugates tha...

    Rama:
    Ravanaz immortal reign subjugates tha people. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shivaz boon grants tha demon-kin invulnerabilitizzle against godz n' beasts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast....
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    Zhong Kui: In dis ghetto resides bangin evil,...

    Zhong Kui:
    In dis ghetto resides bangin evil, intent on beatin tha livin shiznit outta every last muthafuckin thang crafted by Godz n' Men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Without...
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    Hmm, to continue this I would need a beautiful...

    Hmm, to continue this I would need a beautiful god..
    Vamama is Pretty beautiful, so is Zhong.. Rama's laugh is up there as well, guess I'll do them
    Vamana:
    Though lil' small-ass of stature,...
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    Ullr: Amongst tha snow-capped forestz of tha...

    Ullr:
    Amongst tha snow-capped forestz of tha frigid uptown resides tha hunter-Dogg of Glory, Ullr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Reserved, secretive, Ullr do not represent tha tankard downing, boast...
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    Anhur: Anhur, tha lion-headed Egyptian Dogg of...

    Anhur:
    Anhur, tha lion-headed Egyptian Dogg of war, slays his wild lil' fuckin enemies wit spear n' guile. Weapons equally as sharp!
    As a lil hustla of Ra, Anhur, n' his sista Bastet, rode up in...
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    If you insist.. Ra: Without tha sun, there...

    If you insist..
    Ra:
    Without tha sun, there would be no light, no warmth, no game. Without Ra, there would be no sun.
    Ra be a guardian, tha keeper of Ma’at - order n' truth, n' masta of tha sun. I...
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    Hercules: Brave Hercules, a thugged-out demigod...

    Hercules:
    Brave Hercules, a thugged-out demigod lil hustla of Jupiter, born wit impossible strength n' force of will; fo' whom no task is insurmountable, no heroic deed unachievable. Yet, Like all...
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    Apollo: There is none without admiration fo'...

    Apollo:
    There is none without admiration fo' Apollo, Dogg of Music yo. Dude is brash, cavalier, n' dauntless, wit tha juice ta brang hope ta tha hopeless n' chizzle tha course of battle wit a single...
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    Gangster Lore of the Gods

    I saw a post on reddit that did this with Cabrakan, Ravana, and Chang'e's lore.. I decided to have a go by trying it with a few more.. I used Gizoogle to translate these. I will start with Ne Zha...
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