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    Clan You know what you are? You’re like a big assassin...

    You know what you are? You’re like a big assassin with, with CC and with damage… yeah, big scary numbers on ya’. And she’s just like this little mage, who’s just kinda cowering in the tower. Yeah,...
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    Clan I think that you’ve gotten the wrong impression...

    I think that you’ve gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance: next game, I’ll get my build online nice and...
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    Clan Aww, you're too kind, Boss. Also, thank you both!...

    Aww, you're too kind, Boss. Also, thank you both! I always try my best to inspire the hearts of our potential brave new applicants. Moving on today's pick:

    I'd like to share a revelation that I've...
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    Clan I guess this is just another lost teamfight, Mr....

    I guess this is just another lost teamfight, Mr. Paine. All you people don’t know about lost objectives. Mr. Paine does. He said once they were the only teamfights worth fighting for. And he fought...
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    Clan Hey, welcome aboard! I too share that position...

    Hey, welcome aboard! I too share that position about conquest, so don't worry: no one's going to try and force you to play a gamemode you don't want to. We're more interested in you having a good...
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    Clan Wow, it's been a while! It's great to be finally...

    Wow, it's been a while! It's great to be finally back. Anyway, references, huh? Let's see... oh, oh, I got one!

    So, like I said at the start, I was beaten, outsmarted, poisoned by Serqet. Can you...
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    Clan The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed —...

    The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good. Greed is right*. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit....
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    Clan These have been trying times, but we have passed...

    These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on patching the game has left it scarred and deformed, but I assure you its resolve has never been stronger. The war is over....
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    Clan You smell that? Do you smell that? …killing...

    You smell that? Do you smell that? …killing streak, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of first blood in the morning. You know, one time we had a titan bombed, for...
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    Clan Welcome to TAW Club. The first rule of TAW Club...

    Welcome to TAW Club. The first rule of TAW Club is: you talk about TAW Club. The second rule of TAW Club is: you TALK about TAW Club! Third rule of TAW Club: if someone yells ‘stop!’, goes limp, or...
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    Clan My name is Lordus Maximus Decimus Meridius...

    My name is Lordus Maximus Decimus Meridius Jokesterus, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius, officer of the TAW...
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    Clan Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of...

    Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we...
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    Clan Good afternoon... ladies and gentlemen. I am a...

    Good afternoon... ladies and gentlemen. I am a LordJokester 9000... officer. I became operational at the T.A.W. plant [voice becomes lower & slower] in [inaudible mumbling]... on the 2nd of March...
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    Clan I know what you're thinking. "Did they fire five...

    I know what you're thinking. "Did they fire five ults or only four?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Kraken, one of the most...
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    Clan I don't know who you are. I don't know what you...

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for free gems, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of friends, friends I have...
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    Clan Culinary treats aside, TAW is the clan you're...

    Culinary treats aside, TAW is the clan you're looking for, whether you're a casual player or a competitive one. Get ready for great company, great friends, great matches, great memories!

    And I...
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    Clan When things get rough, it's good to know your...

    When things get rough, it's good to know your friends have got your back. My time at TAW has provided me with many of these, friends I know I can count on for virtually anything. So if you're...
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    Clan I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. It...

    I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. It involves two parrots, a sock, half a jar of raspberry jam, 5lbs of uranium ore and some talc. But it's mostly about you joining us and living an...
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    Clan TAW will provide you with unique experiences,...

    TAW will provide you with unique experiences, whether it's regarding to a better gaming experience or it's the amazing company you'll find yourself surrounded by. Regardless, come check us out today,...
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    Clan Looking to enhance your experience/hone your...

    Looking to enhance your experience/hone your skills at the game? Look no further, for everything you're looking for can be found here at TAW! It doesn't matter if your playstyle is more casual or...
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    Clan In most countries punching your boss is a crime -...

    In most countries punching your boss is a crime - but it's totally legal to join us here at TAW to have a great time! Come check us out at taw.net or pm me in-game, LordJokester being my IGN.
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    Clan Recruitment is always happening here at TAW, so...

    Recruitment is always happening here at TAW, so come join us now and enhance your Smite gaming experience today!
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    Clan < Insert witty/clever comment that'll convince...

    < Insert witty/clever comment that'll convince everybody reading this that TAW really worth to be a part of, with an amazing roster of friends to play with, learn the ropes, dwelve into more advanced...
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    Clan I-it's not like we want you to join us at TAW and...

    I-it's not like we want you to join us at TAW and keep us company so everyone can have fun or enjoy more serious matches or anything... b-baka!
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    Clan Looking for new friends to play with, or longing...

    Looking for new friends to play with, or longing for a more competitive approach to your game? Either way, TAW is the way to go! Join us at taw.net or just add one of us in-game.
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    Clan TAW is always looking for new members to be part...

    TAW is always looking for new members to be part of our roster. Come check us out at taw.net!
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    Clan Can't be bothered to play with randos anymore?...

    Can't be bothered to play with randos anymore? Tired of not being able to vent out to a friend when things go south? Join us at TAW and come play with friends, complete with Teamspeak use!
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    Clan TAW accepts players within any skill level, be it...

    TAW accepts players within any skill level, be it rookie or competetive legend; so come join our ranks and feel how awesome it is to be able to play with people who'll potentially grow on you to...
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    Clan TAW is a gaming clan where you'll be able to make...

    TAW is a gaming clan where you'll be able to make friends, hone your game skills and overall, have a great time. Come join us!
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    Clan Looking for new people to SMITE with? Look no...

    Looking for new people to SMITE with? Look no further! Join us at TAW and experience gaming like never before!
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