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  1. This title is the last thing you hear before you...

    This title is the last thing you hear before you meet God himself.
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    *searches Marvel database* He doesn't have...

    *searches Marvel database*

    He doesn't have one, L I B T A R D
  3. Please point to the part where my post was wrong...

    Please point to the part where my post was wrong and where I've done nothing but "stop" on "every fking" thread in this forum, because that's by far not what I've spent most of my time doing.


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  4. Rule #1: if something works, Glorf will whine...

    Rule #1: if something works, Glorf will whine about it. No exceptions. It's all he does, really.
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    They don't, shitlips, and they never will, so who...

    They don't, shitlips, and they never will, so who fucking cares what would happen if they did?



    It's sure as hell more constructive than ranting outside the rant thread. I got a hundred times...
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    Holy fuck dude, nobody gives a shit. This game's...

    Holy fuck dude, nobody gives a shit. This game's already going to hell in a handbasket and somehow you've decided it makes sense to make a post on a dead forum about it? HR doesn't come here and even...
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    haha, good joke man

    haha, good joke man
  8. Just to be clear, your real name isn't "Hugh...

    Just to be clear, your real name isn't "Hugh Briss" by any chance, is it?
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    Sticky: Hi-Rez doesn't deserve drama or effort in any...

    Hi-Rez doesn't deserve drama or effort in any capacity. Let this whole forum die, I say. (and the game while we're at it)
  10. They can be creative without losing fidelity,...

    They can be creative without losing fidelity, which comes before all else when making adaptations, reboots, sequels, or crossovers like Smite.



    Then the story must be tailored to the...
  11. Except he never indicates that he's supposed to...

    Except he never indicates that he's supposed to "serve" mortals. Most of what he does is either A. putting them in their place or B. being a creepy sex offender. The comic paints him as a good guy...
  12. For what little Zeus said, it was deeply out of...

    For what little Zeus said, it was deeply out of character. He mentioned gods having to serve mortals, which doesn't fit him at all; Zeus never indicates seeing gods and mortals having a symbiotic...
  13. FTFY donkey kong is my favorite anime hero

    FTFY

    donkey kong is my favorite anime hero
  14. Uhh, no, they didn't give an interesting reason,...

    Uhh, no, they didn't give an interesting reason, they just up and fucking broke his character to squeeze him into this mold. Zeus, too. It's not a plot hole but it's sure as hell not faithful to the...
  15. My theory is that Hi-Rez doesn't give a shit...

    My theory is that Hi-Rez doesn't give a shit about lore and that's why we have loose ends. Seriously, they made Hades a bad guy, you expect any kind of logic or fidelity from these asshats?
  16. Hi-Rez said they can't genderbend female gods...

    Hi-Rez said they can't genderbend female gods into male gods if they float. That's their excuse for not doing the prehistoric Daji one. The Casino Hera skin...well, they have no excuse even though...
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    Hercules is his Roman name. He's represented with...

    Hercules is his Roman name. He's represented with his Roman version in-game.
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    HR does not care about its consumers. Playing...

    HR does not care about its consumers. Playing Smite has been like being in an abusive relationship, I tells ya. You keep holding on thinking they give a shit, but they don't, they just want...
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    Fam, this shit's basically dead. There's hardly...

    Fam, this shit's basically dead. There's hardly anything "interesting" going on here. Meanwhile, whenever the Discord server's active, there's often something going on. It's easier to shitpost, too.
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    Sticky: Dude, save it for the rant thread. Nobody gives a...

    Dude, save it for the rant thread. Nobody gives a fuck. I gave up on the game, and you don't hear me moaning.
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    Against all odds, Jormungandr doesn't suck monkey...

    Against all odds, Jormungandr doesn't suck monkey fuck. If HR designed all their gods this well, I'd still be playing.
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    The mitigation had to go for reasons I've...

    The mitigation had to go for reasons I've explained before: it doesn't belong on his kit. He's broken, period. Shit gods can still have broken kits. He needs a rework, and no good Loki kit has that...
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    So Fafnir should be balanced around having bad...

    So Fafnir should be balanced around having bad teammates, but other gods shouldn't?
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    If you had a real argument, I wouldn't have made...

    If you had a real argument, I wouldn't have made that post. You were just talking shit. Almost like...it was bait...and not a real attempt at discussion...which you've never even...
  25. It's not healing, it just increases your maximum...

    It's not healing, it just increases your maximum HP. Anti-healing shouldn't affect that.
  26. Thread: Nerf hera

    by SirKeksalot
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    Not really, it's only going to give the boost now...

    Not really, it's only going to give the boost now when, as a mage, you can probably already burst down the target anyway.
  27. Yeah, and I'm sick of nobody in my home state...

    Yeah, and I'm sick of nobody in my home state knowing how to use a fucking blinker. Join the fucking club and save this shit for the rant thread.
  28. Thread: CC

    by SirKeksalot
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    Geb tho /10gebtho

    Geb tho

    /10gebtho
  29. Thread: Nerf hera

    by SirKeksalot
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    Dude, it's 42 +12%. That's not even a basic...

    Dude, it's 42 +12%. That's not even a basic attack's worth of damage. For reference, with 600 power, you will deal 114 extra damage from the bonus zone before mitigations; and by the time you manage...
  30. Thread: Loki

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    We might take you seriously if you had an actual...

    We might take you seriously if you had an actual argument instead of just throwing out basic insults from 4chan--the meaning of which you probably don't even know--to hide your penis envy.
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