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asdf3011
04-17-2014, 07:59 AM
Rules you may not post right after your last post.
Only one sentence.
Has to be about smite in a way. (Not the sentences but the story)

Let me start

Once upon a time, There was a beautiful land called smite.

arka222
04-17-2014, 08:03 AM
Ruled by the gods of the universe and beyond.

asdf3011
04-17-2014, 12:40 PM
But then one day Humans invaded.

arka222
04-17-2014, 10:50 PM
But then one day Humans invaded.

Raging a battle amongst gods

Takix
04-18-2014, 09:06 AM
The battles caused the lands to be distorted

arka222
04-19-2014, 05:04 AM
It became blood stained and everything came down to "who will conquer the minions and rule them?"

Jokahine
04-19-2014, 09:32 AM
Then came the arena portal and ate all the minions

arka222
04-19-2014, 10:28 AM
Gods influenced minions over their lost pride and divided them into two clans: red and blue

asdf3011
04-19-2014, 11:28 AM
The minions then then got killed by the millions while fighting for there sides.

arka222
04-19-2014, 01:03 PM
Time has come for minions to avenge for what has been lost

asdf3011
04-21-2014, 11:38 AM
They started to build Siege Towers.

XjamillaX
04-21-2014, 05:14 PM
So they decide to unite as one once again and fight against the gods who once made them parted.

KFCLovar
04-21-2014, 07:57 PM
And the minions set off on their journey.

asdf3011
04-22-2014, 06:28 PM
to seek the "shopkeeper".

Poiyurt
04-23-2014, 08:35 AM
However, the shopkeeper was kept under the watchful eyes of the gods, the centre of an uneasy neutral zone.

asdf3011
04-23-2014, 06:32 PM
Also shopkeepers themselves being no joke.

Jhet77
04-26-2014, 08:52 PM
Then Zeus ulted all the minions and they died.

Jhet77
04-26-2014, 08:53 PM
But some survived.

Hardwire
04-27-2014, 06:12 PM
but all cried as nemisis was turned mortal because of jealousy of the new gods.

Tokiko
04-27-2014, 06:15 PM
and then fenrir was released

Jhet77
04-27-2014, 09:27 PM
Odin was eaten by Fenrir, then Thor, then Tyr, then Freya, and so on.

asdf3011
04-27-2014, 10:15 PM
Then the reality stopped making sense when Nemesis joined.

FeistyDeity
04-29-2014, 04:06 AM
Soon, the core of reality stabilized but as it did so, basic principles of the world it held were twisted; so much that now, minions had the strength of gods whereas gods were nothing more than a smoking husk of their former power!!

Jhet77
04-29-2014, 07:39 PM
But then Jesus was introduced to the game, and all the gods got their power back while the minions cowered in fear and went into hiding.

Leafions
05-02-2014, 09:47 AM
Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop Jesus's rampage. But when the world needed him the most he vanished.

Tokiko
05-02-2014, 02:26 PM
and then the fire nation attacked. led by agni and vulcan

Jhet77
05-03-2014, 01:15 PM
Then the water nation fought back, led by He Bo, Sobek, and Poseidon. The earth nation, led by Geb, also joined the fight against the fire nation.

asdf3011
05-04-2014, 09:41 AM
Then god the avatar awoke still very weak.

dmbrandon
05-08-2014, 12:46 PM
The carry rushed into the fray alone, as the dreams of taking the fire giant or killing a Titan slowly faded as if the sun were blotted out by a burdening storm.

HexisCopiae
05-13-2014, 07:34 AM
As minions perished to ominous tornados that mysteriously followed their every action and lightning bolts raining mercilessly down, a voice jeered "If you want to see the sunshine, you must weather the storm!"

Jhet77
05-21-2014, 06:24 PM
But then Jesus came and introduced the Christian pantheon, and they completely and utterly decimated all the other pantheons in the game.

asdf3011
05-21-2014, 10:17 PM
But then people became buthurt and he got removed.

XXVII
05-22-2014, 11:31 AM
After that, the map changed and the jungle became far too dangerous for the Gods.

AllknowingWolf
05-22-2014, 11:55 AM
Meanwhile, they were getting a lawsuit from PETA because Fenrir kind of looks like a dog, so they were 'promoting animal cruelty'.

Reshishadow
05-24-2014, 02:39 AM
Expelled from the jungle maps, the gods and godesses of the planet were searching a new place to fight : That is when Janus appears.

Jhet77
06-03-2014, 09:16 PM
Janus then teleports them to Mars, and tells them to fight there, as it is already a barren wasteland.

decayingbeaver
06-03-2014, 10:04 PM
then an OP zeuse from the past dedinates and ults them all

Jhet77
06-04-2014, 05:25 PM
But everyone survived, as Hel and Ra healed off the damage that was done.

decayingbeaver
06-08-2014, 11:53 AM
then ares shows up and banishes them from his domane back to earth where 100000000 years have past and minions have forgotten of the battle of the gods

asdf3011
06-08-2014, 08:26 PM
But soon they will remember!

Predat0rs
06-10-2014, 03:05 AM
And that is when a new God rises from the ashes of minions his name is Olympian Archer the most cruel god of them all.

xXBrianXx
06-10-2014, 06:19 PM
until mua(me) kill them all with my ult

Vesskin
06-10-2014, 08:36 PM
Then, out of nowhere, a wild Loki appears and wrecks everyone.

decayingbeaver
06-10-2014, 09:01 PM
and then all the norse gods (previously eaten by fenrir) bursts from his belly and begin ragnaroc.

asdf3011
06-10-2014, 10:36 PM
Loki kills them before they do any thing to big.

decayingbeaver
06-11-2014, 06:04 AM
the onlyone who could stop loki was jesus back for a day in the daily mode a showers down all of wis chaos and huge aoe heals and bans all a holes for one day of great no afkers smite

LS95
06-12-2014, 04:19 PM
And they all (the dead ones) lived happily ever after, in the Underworld, hanging out with Hades.

Jhet77
06-20-2014, 08:04 PM
But Osiris and Anubis weren't too happy with Hades as he was greek, so the Egyptian Gods waged war with the Greek Gods.

Nycosis
06-21-2014, 01:06 AM
The battle was long and strenuous, but the courageous Egyptians came out victorious.

YungNiqqa
06-21-2014, 06:39 PM
Then a Chinese monkey appears all of sudden.

Tokiko
06-22-2014, 05:05 PM
his name was sun wukong and he had the mysterious power to turn blonde and have his power level over 9000

decayingbeaver
06-22-2014, 07:58 PM
his hair soon grew so big it blocked out the sun

YungNiqqa
06-23-2014, 09:45 AM
Yet his power lvl never reached 9000 due to his hard nerf

Jhet77
06-23-2014, 06:59 PM
But then some random idiot sneaked up on Sun Wukong and shaved all his hair off, and he never grew it back.

Therebur
06-25-2014, 12:22 PM
Seeing all this Hybris going down, Nemesis decided to step in, for she was taking names all this time, and punish anyone responsible for the unholy shaving of the monkey god!

YungNiqqa
06-25-2014, 12:53 PM
She Slice N Diced the hair off the 'random idiot' leaving him 50% confident in him/herself

Sankalp
06-26-2014, 05:12 AM
somewhere in jungle 2nd monkey living his name is batz the batman of mayans

KingScuba
06-27-2014, 02:16 AM
however in the blink of an eye, the second monkey was reduced to a pile of ashes by Ra, as he descended from the heavens.

pieface
06-28-2014, 12:03 AM
Ra then started to walk like an Egyptian, and Anubis joined in.

Therebur
07-01-2014, 03:02 AM
But before they went too far, a Fiery Phoenix rose from the ashes of the second monkey and started to vomit fire upon all creation, for there was no battleground created yet to contain it!

KingScuba
07-05-2014, 01:41 AM
Ra looked around passively, since fire was cozy to him, however this incident is how we got anubis's skin "gravehound". (incidentally, the smell of burnt dog hair never quite washed out of ra's clothing.)

IntelliTroodon
07-06-2014, 05:33 PM
And then the glorious Bacchus jumped down from the heavens and started a huge party, in which all the gods got SOOOO drunk that they all died except for Bacchus, who kept on drinking.

XXVII
07-06-2014, 10:29 PM
But luckly, Kumbhakarna survives due to his miraculous passive and he made Bacchus sleep for 2 weeks.

IntelliTroodon
07-08-2014, 11:45 AM
But luckly, Kumbhakarna survives due to his miraculous passive and he made Bacchus sleep for 2 weeks.

Than Bacchus woke up and smacked a bitch with his Mutton.

Jhet77
07-08-2014, 03:33 PM
But then Kumbakharna made him sleep again

XXVII
07-08-2014, 04:55 PM
And a wild Apollo apears, singing in the jungle making every camp drop it`s buff and run away.

AjaxNecrotic
07-15-2014, 03:41 PM
but not until after their tea party.

decayingbeaver
07-18-2014, 10:03 AM
that was ruined by cupid starting a war in whitch ares controlled the tea crusaders and cupid the party crashers

KingScuba
07-19-2014, 04:11 AM
incidentally, it was the confusing poison of serqet that made Ares fight a war using teacups against cupid.

IntelliTroodon
08-23-2014, 05:10 PM
then bacchus woke up and rekt some nerds

IrishPotato
08-27-2014, 09:32 AM
Then Freya banished Bacchus into the sky and forgot to bring him back down.

oVentus
08-28-2014, 09:04 PM
Bacchus then died, because there's nothing to eat up in the air.

NaWDorky
08-28-2014, 10:51 PM
But he hit a flying pig so hard that it died and landed on Nemesis's head.

Asellas
08-29-2014, 11:59 PM
Thanatos comes from the darkness and took the pig away to the underworld, Nemesis left to ly in hay.

Kevalas
10-05-2014, 05:05 PM
Sylvanus, having watched Thanatos drag the pig to the underworld, swore that he would slay him for trying to desecrate the course of nature, stepping over Nemesis as he made haste to call upon the treants.

IrishPotato
10-06-2014, 10:19 AM
Then Agni dropped his ults on the treants

Vogita
10-06-2014, 10:21 AM
And the Treants burned to cinders and Sylvanus was like "Oh shit".

Kevalas
10-06-2014, 09:58 PM
Agni then proceeded to burn the forest that surrounded them.

as4mo3
10-07-2014, 04:05 PM
Then Loki killed Agni because he was angry at his favorite tree being burned down.

SpaceHamster234
10-13-2014, 03:50 PM
"I am Groot" - Sylvanus(Groot).

Trubblegum
10-20-2014, 04:40 PM
And from the ashes was born the first Phoenix.

Undefiable
10-26-2014, 03:40 AM
Meanwhile in the underworld, hel(light stance) stole the pig from Thanatos and started cuddling it with death-like force.

madetough
11-06-2014, 04:29 PM
xbalanque and ulted, causing hel to lose sight of the pig, and she grew into a rage (help changes to dark stance)

haxena
11-08-2014, 04:53 AM
Suddenly, Kumba woke up. Was all of this just a dream?

madetough
11-12-2014, 06:37 AM
He awakes from his deep slumber, unknowing. To him, it was all a dream. But to this day, if you look hard enough, you will find JESUS and the Fire giant happily playing games of backgammon.

Trubblegum
11-19-2014, 03:26 PM
But Jesus always won.

TherapyON
12-08-2014, 02:22 PM
"BUT NOT TODAY!!" screamed Hades tearing apart on Jesus' flesh

Darkcrusader
12-08-2014, 04:35 PM
I will keep your "Ribbly Dibbly" said Hades after ,hopefully it will get up after 3 days said Hades after tearing it apart from Jesus's pants.

Trubblegum
12-08-2014, 07:15 PM
And thus, after dying on friday, Jesus rose 3 days later (on sunday) to realize that he had been locked in a giant lead box and tossed into the pacific.

XXVII
12-10-2014, 07:31 PM
And got eaten by Poseidon`s Kraken, going far away in the unknown

Trubblegum
12-11-2014, 03:57 PM
Then the Kraken got indigestion, and had to regurgitate the box

VarenWolf
12-12-2014, 12:12 PM
Then out popped Black Jesus

Killgunner10
01-12-2015, 11:45 PM
Which was mistaken for Black Vulcan.

Enigmatisty
01-13-2015, 02:21 AM
Angered that Hades had ruined his winning streak and deprived him of his manly treasure, Black Vulcan slipped into the jungle, searching for Hades and enacting his revenge.

XXVII
01-25-2015, 11:37 AM
But instead of finding Hades, he founds Arachne eating a cyclop

Jacksonwoo
01-30-2015, 12:33 AM
Black Jesus then turned water into wine and flooded Arachne with it as he screamed, "THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT; DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED SPIDER OUT".

Trubblegum
02-06-2015, 03:52 PM
Black Jesus then turned water into wine and flooded Arachne with it as he screamed, "THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT; DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED SPIDER OUT".

But then Arachne got buffed, and got her revenge by ulting Black Jesus.

Undefiable
02-08-2015, 04:47 AM
But aphro saved black Jesus with her ult because she thinks he's hot

KingCloudy
02-08-2015, 07:15 PM
And with gratitude, Black Vulcan gave Aphrodite a hug and a kiss, before punching her in the stomach, sliding on sunglasses, and walking away with the simple statement: "I don't do used goods."

Trubblegum
02-08-2015, 07:27 PM
With rejectment in her heart, Aphrodite meandered along in the jungle eventually coming to Bakasura, whom she had previously called "Adorable"

KingCloudy
02-08-2015, 07:41 PM
Bakasura looked at her, his head tilting one way, then to the other before laughing at her and her misery.

Undefiable
02-13-2015, 08:10 AM
After hearing bakasura's mocking laughter, aphrodite got really mad and call her doves to attack bakasura, but instead the doves poop all over him, making aphrodite laugh back at him.

Samedi42
02-13-2015, 11:47 AM
Bakasura wept with embarrassment and ran away to escape Aphrodite's derisive laughter, sad music playing in the background as he tried to escape his sadness.