View Full Version : One sentences smite story

04-17-2014, 07:59 AM
Rules you may not post right after your last post.
Only one sentence.
Has to be about smite in a way. (Not the sentences but the story)

Let me start

Once upon a time, There was a beautiful land called smite.

04-17-2014, 08:03 AM
Ruled by the gods of the universe and beyond.

04-17-2014, 12:40 PM
But then one day Humans invaded.

04-17-2014, 10:50 PM
But then one day Humans invaded.

Raging a battle amongst gods

04-18-2014, 09:06 AM
The battles caused the lands to be distorted

04-19-2014, 05:04 AM
It became blood stained and everything came down to "who will conquer the minions and rule them?"

04-19-2014, 09:32 AM
Then came the arena portal and ate all the minions

04-19-2014, 10:28 AM
Gods influenced minions over their lost pride and divided them into two clans: red and blue

04-19-2014, 11:28 AM
The minions then then got killed by the millions while fighting for there sides.

04-19-2014, 01:03 PM
Time has come for minions to avenge for what has been lost

04-21-2014, 11:38 AM
They started to build Siege Towers.

04-21-2014, 05:14 PM
So they decide to unite as one once again and fight against the gods who once made them parted.

04-21-2014, 07:57 PM
And the minions set off on their journey.

04-22-2014, 06:28 PM
to seek the "shopkeeper".

04-23-2014, 08:35 AM
However, the shopkeeper was kept under the watchful eyes of the gods, the centre of an uneasy neutral zone.

04-23-2014, 06:32 PM
Also shopkeepers themselves being no joke.

04-26-2014, 08:52 PM
Then Zeus ulted all the minions and they died.

04-26-2014, 08:53 PM
But some survived.

04-27-2014, 06:12 PM
but all cried as nemisis was turned mortal because of jealousy of the new gods.

04-27-2014, 06:15 PM
and then fenrir was released

04-27-2014, 09:27 PM
Odin was eaten by Fenrir, then Thor, then Tyr, then Freya, and so on.

04-27-2014, 10:15 PM
Then the reality stopped making sense when Nemesis joined.

04-29-2014, 04:06 AM
Soon, the core of reality stabilized but as it did so, basic principles of the world it held were twisted; so much that now, minions had the strength of gods whereas gods were nothing more than a smoking husk of their former power!!

04-29-2014, 07:39 PM
But then Jesus was introduced to the game, and all the gods got their power back while the minions cowered in fear and went into hiding.

05-02-2014, 09:47 AM
Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop Jesus's rampage. But when the world needed him the most he vanished.

05-02-2014, 02:26 PM
and then the fire nation attacked. led by agni and vulcan

05-03-2014, 01:15 PM
Then the water nation fought back, led by He Bo, Sobek, and Poseidon. The earth nation, led by Geb, also joined the fight against the fire nation.

05-04-2014, 09:41 AM
Then god the avatar awoke still very weak.

05-08-2014, 12:46 PM
The carry rushed into the fray alone, as the dreams of taking the fire giant or killing a Titan slowly faded as if the sun were blotted out by a burdening storm.

05-13-2014, 07:34 AM
As minions perished to ominous tornados that mysteriously followed their every action and lightning bolts raining mercilessly down, a voice jeered "If you want to see the sunshine, you must weather the storm!"

05-21-2014, 06:24 PM
But then Jesus came and introduced the Christian pantheon, and they completely and utterly decimated all the other pantheons in the game.

05-21-2014, 10:17 PM
But then people became buthurt and he got removed.

05-22-2014, 11:31 AM
After that, the map changed and the jungle became far too dangerous for the Gods.

05-22-2014, 11:55 AM
Meanwhile, they were getting a lawsuit from PETA because Fenrir kind of looks like a dog, so they were 'promoting animal cruelty'.

05-24-2014, 02:39 AM
Expelled from the jungle maps, the gods and godesses of the planet were searching a new place to fight : That is when Janus appears.

06-03-2014, 09:16 PM
Janus then teleports them to Mars, and tells them to fight there, as it is already a barren wasteland.

06-03-2014, 10:04 PM
then an OP zeuse from the past dedinates and ults them all

06-04-2014, 05:25 PM
But everyone survived, as Hel and Ra healed off the damage that was done.

06-08-2014, 11:53 AM
then ares shows up and banishes them from his domane back to earth where 100000000 years have past and minions have forgotten of the battle of the gods

06-08-2014, 08:26 PM
But soon they will remember!

06-10-2014, 03:05 AM
And that is when a new God rises from the ashes of minions his name is Olympian Archer the most cruel god of them all.

06-10-2014, 06:19 PM
until mua(me) kill them all with my ult

06-10-2014, 08:36 PM
Then, out of nowhere, a wild Loki appears and wrecks everyone.

06-10-2014, 09:01 PM
and then all the norse gods (previously eaten by fenrir) bursts from his belly and begin ragnaroc.

06-10-2014, 10:36 PM
Loki kills them before they do any thing to big.

06-11-2014, 06:04 AM
the onlyone who could stop loki was jesus back for a day in the daily mode a showers down all of wis chaos and huge aoe heals and bans all a holes for one day of great no afkers smite

06-12-2014, 04:19 PM
And they all (the dead ones) lived happily ever after, in the Underworld, hanging out with Hades.

06-20-2014, 08:04 PM
But Osiris and Anubis weren't too happy with Hades as he was greek, so the Egyptian Gods waged war with the Greek Gods.

06-21-2014, 01:06 AM
The battle was long and strenuous, but the courageous Egyptians came out victorious.

06-21-2014, 06:39 PM
Then a Chinese monkey appears all of sudden.

06-22-2014, 05:05 PM
his name was sun wukong and he had the mysterious power to turn blonde and have his power level over 9000

06-22-2014, 07:58 PM
his hair soon grew so big it blocked out the sun

06-23-2014, 09:45 AM
Yet his power lvl never reached 9000 due to his hard nerf

06-23-2014, 06:59 PM
But then some random idiot sneaked up on Sun Wukong and shaved all his hair off, and he never grew it back.

06-25-2014, 12:22 PM
Seeing all this Hybris going down, Nemesis decided to step in, for she was taking names all this time, and punish anyone responsible for the unholy shaving of the monkey god!

06-25-2014, 12:53 PM
She Slice N Diced the hair off the 'random idiot' leaving him 50% confident in him/herself

06-26-2014, 05:12 AM
somewhere in jungle 2nd monkey living his name is batz the batman of mayans

06-27-2014, 02:16 AM
however in the blink of an eye, the second monkey was reduced to a pile of ashes by Ra, as he descended from the heavens.

06-28-2014, 12:03 AM
Ra then started to walk like an Egyptian, and Anubis joined in.

07-01-2014, 03:02 AM
But before they went too far, a Fiery Phoenix rose from the ashes of the second monkey and started to vomit fire upon all creation, for there was no battleground created yet to contain it!

07-05-2014, 01:41 AM
Ra looked around passively, since fire was cozy to him, however this incident is how we got anubis's skin "gravehound". (incidentally, the smell of burnt dog hair never quite washed out of ra's clothing.)

07-06-2014, 05:33 PM
And then the glorious Bacchus jumped down from the heavens and started a huge party, in which all the gods got SOOOO drunk that they all died except for Bacchus, who kept on drinking.

07-06-2014, 10:29 PM
But luckly, Kumbhakarna survives due to his miraculous passive and he made Bacchus sleep for 2 weeks.

07-08-2014, 11:45 AM
But luckly, Kumbhakarna survives due to his miraculous passive and he made Bacchus sleep for 2 weeks.

Than Bacchus woke up and smacked a bitch with his Mutton.

07-08-2014, 03:33 PM
But then Kumbakharna made him sleep again

07-08-2014, 04:55 PM
And a wild Apollo apears, singing in the jungle making every camp drop it`s buff and run away.

07-15-2014, 03:41 PM
but not until after their tea party.

07-18-2014, 10:03 AM
that was ruined by cupid starting a war in whitch ares controlled the tea crusaders and cupid the party crashers

07-19-2014, 04:11 AM
incidentally, it was the confusing poison of serqet that made Ares fight a war using teacups against cupid.

08-23-2014, 05:10 PM
then bacchus woke up and rekt some nerds

08-27-2014, 09:32 AM
Then Freya banished Bacchus into the sky and forgot to bring him back down.

08-28-2014, 09:04 PM
Bacchus then died, because there's nothing to eat up in the air.

08-28-2014, 10:51 PM
But he hit a flying pig so hard that it died and landed on Nemesis's head.

08-29-2014, 11:59 PM
Thanatos comes from the darkness and took the pig away to the underworld, Nemesis left to ly in hay.

10-05-2014, 05:05 PM
Sylvanus, having watched Thanatos drag the pig to the underworld, swore that he would slay him for trying to desecrate the course of nature, stepping over Nemesis as he made haste to call upon the treants.

10-06-2014, 10:19 AM
Then Agni dropped his ults on the treants

10-06-2014, 10:21 AM
And the Treants burned to cinders and Sylvanus was like "Oh shit".

10-06-2014, 09:58 PM
Agni then proceeded to burn the forest that surrounded them.

10-07-2014, 04:05 PM
Then Loki killed Agni because he was angry at his favorite tree being burned down.

10-13-2014, 03:50 PM
"I am Groot" - Sylvanus(Groot).

10-20-2014, 04:40 PM
And from the ashes was born the first Phoenix.

10-26-2014, 03:40 AM
Meanwhile in the underworld, hel(light stance) stole the pig from Thanatos and started cuddling it with death-like force.

11-06-2014, 04:29 PM
xbalanque and ulted, causing hel to lose sight of the pig, and she grew into a rage (help changes to dark stance)

11-08-2014, 04:53 AM
Suddenly, Kumba woke up. Was all of this just a dream?

11-12-2014, 06:37 AM
He awakes from his deep slumber, unknowing. To him, it was all a dream. But to this day, if you look hard enough, you will find JESUS and the Fire giant happily playing games of backgammon.

11-19-2014, 03:26 PM
But Jesus always won.

12-08-2014, 02:22 PM
"BUT NOT TODAY!!" screamed Hades tearing apart on Jesus' flesh

12-08-2014, 04:35 PM
I will keep your "Ribbly Dibbly" said Hades after ,hopefully it will get up after 3 days said Hades after tearing it apart from Jesus's pants.

12-08-2014, 07:15 PM
And thus, after dying on friday, Jesus rose 3 days later (on sunday) to realize that he had been locked in a giant lead box and tossed into the pacific.

12-10-2014, 07:31 PM
And got eaten by Poseidon`s Kraken, going far away in the unknown

12-11-2014, 03:57 PM
Then the Kraken got indigestion, and had to regurgitate the box

12-12-2014, 12:12 PM
Then out popped Black Jesus

01-12-2015, 11:45 PM
Which was mistaken for Black Vulcan.

01-13-2015, 02:21 AM
Angered that Hades had ruined his winning streak and deprived him of his manly treasure, Black Vulcan slipped into the jungle, searching for Hades and enacting his revenge.

01-25-2015, 11:37 AM
But instead of finding Hades, he founds Arachne eating a cyclop

01-30-2015, 12:33 AM
Black Jesus then turned water into wine and flooded Arachne with it as he screamed, "THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT; DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED SPIDER OUT".

02-06-2015, 03:52 PM
Black Jesus then turned water into wine and flooded Arachne with it as he screamed, "THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT; DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED SPIDER OUT".

But then Arachne got buffed, and got her revenge by ulting Black Jesus.

02-08-2015, 04:47 AM
But aphro saved black Jesus with her ult because she thinks he's hot

02-08-2015, 07:15 PM
And with gratitude, Black Vulcan gave Aphrodite a hug and a kiss, before punching her in the stomach, sliding on sunglasses, and walking away with the simple statement: "I don't do used goods."

02-08-2015, 07:27 PM
With rejectment in her heart, Aphrodite meandered along in the jungle eventually coming to Bakasura, whom she had previously called "Adorable"

02-08-2015, 07:41 PM
Bakasura looked at her, his head tilting one way, then to the other before laughing at her and her misery.

02-13-2015, 08:10 AM
After hearing bakasura's mocking laughter, aphrodite got really mad and call her doves to attack bakasura, but instead the doves poop all over him, making aphrodite laugh back at him.

02-13-2015, 11:47 AM
Bakasura wept with embarrassment and ran away to escape Aphrodite's derisive laughter, sad music playing in the background as he tried to escape his sadness.